Teenagers???

Do I have teenagers hiding in seven and five year old bodies in my house? It sure sounds like it! It also looks like it. The eye rolling, the sighing, the mouthing off.....I don't know how much more I can take! These kids are driving me nuts recently. I want a mute and a pause button installed somewhere on their little bodies so that I can get a time out for myself when I feel my blood boiling at the latest grief they decide to give me. I know that is why God placed this insane amount of love inside of me for them. Otherwise, I would sell them at my yearly garage sale or lease them out to other families for a while! I can't wait until this wonderful stage passes!